Thursday, November 5, 2009

Viagra Legislation


I heard an interesting suggestion for an amendment to the current healthcare legislation being discussed in congress. It was from a caller to the Stephanie Miller Show. This is something that the republican wingnuts should flock to given their support of family values and right to life issues.

There has been a lot of discussion about limiting or preventing any money from going to fund abortion or abortion rights. There has also been discussion about prescription drug programs not paying for female birth control medication. Well, how about a bill, or amendment, which would put restrictions on Viagra?

For example, let's do the following:
  1. Require that only MARRIED men could get Viagra. After all, we should not be promoting sex outside of marriage, should we?
  2. Require that wives must approve of the purchase of Viagra. After all, they will be intimately involved in the consequences of the use of Viagra, so they should have a say in its purchase.
  3. Limit the number of pills you could get at one time. We don't want to encourage the excessive use, or use by mulitple people at the same time.
In honor of the strong republican support that this measure should garner, I propose that it be called the Boehner bill. Seems appropriate to me. The guy's a big prick anyway!

4 comments:

  1. OMG Jerry!!! I had to read the little description under the pill picture to my husband, I asked him if it was true!!! lolol

    prescription drug programs not paying for BC pills is insane! And please don't take away my husbands viagra, Boner!!

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  2. I think Boehner must be popping them little blue pills like Pez as big a dick as he is all the time.

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  3. This Post is Priceless... lol.

    On match.com some men put down they are not on viagra and do not need viagra.. lol.

    I'm personally against Abortions.. but don't feel the government should have any say over this issue. (this is a personal issue)

    They are more worried about Abortions than taking care of the Health Issues of people that need it that are already born.

    I'm against MOST birth control since they are harmful to women (side effects).. be nice if they spent more money on researching better birth control devices.

    It makes no sense that the government spends times on these issues and not on real issues..

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  4. At first i was hesitant about ordering from online pharmacies but i ordered from WWW.MEDSHEAVEN.COM and i can tell you that i had a good experience,my medication was delivered.I was not scammed and their medications are effective.no prescription required.

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