Monday, October 24, 2011

Republican Job Creation

On February 10, 2011 Speaker of the House John Boehner said,

"We're going to have a relentless focus on creating jobs."

Here is a list of 101 job creating actions the republicans have taken since then, starting with Number 1,

"Attempted curtailing of abortion rights"

and ending with Number 101

"The GOP is still on vacation but that doesn't stop Republican congressman Paul Ryan from rolling up his sleeves and trying to cut Pell Grants. He thinks they're a scam even though he himself used government money to put himself through college. Thanks a heap, ya hypocrite."

Unfortunately, these actions have not produced one new job in the US.


  1. It's Obama's fault, don't'cha know?

  2. I can speak to this authoritatively because I grew up in Florida. This dope and several of his Florida cohorts have been smelling way too much swamp gas. How about we legalize, Toss the Political Dopes. That would create a ton of jobs, methinks.

  3. When dwarf tossing is outlawed, only outlaws will toss dwarfs.

  4. Jerry, that list of Republican job-creating actions is priceless. Thanks for pointing it out.

    We need billboards all over the country reproducing that list, preferably with some Republican quotes about creating jobs from last year's election campaigns.

    Tom, LOL, it'll be hell to pay when the National Dwarf Tossers Association hears about your comment.